Careful, Russell, stay on the road, pal!

2011-11-07T15:50:00.000-08:00

One day after releasing his latest TV ad in which lightning flashes behind the image of Jerry Lewis drenched in dirty sepia tones, while an announcer accuses him of having finally taken off his halloween mask, Russell Pearce posted the following on his Facebook page:

I call upon my supporters and those supporting my opponent to bring the rhetoric and personal attacks to an end. In recent days, personal attacks against me and my opponent have reached a fevered pitch. This is a disservice to the voters in District 18. Out of respect for them, I ask that in the closing days of this campaign that both sides focus on the issues.

I'm surprised Russell wasn't thrown from the car while swerving so suddenly onto the high road.

Fear not, Ol' Russ found his way back down to the low road this morning when his campaign issued a robocall in which a man with a friendly mexican accent laments that only two Republicans are on the LD 18 ballot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAFO7P88CC4

Not to worry, says the man to Hispanic voters, you can still write-in a candidate of your choice as a protest! Russell's thinking is this: (and I use the word "thinking" in its most generous sense) "No mexicans are going to vote for me anyhow, so I better get them to throw away their own votes on a write-in candidate."

Now that you're back on your well-traveled road, Russ, buckle up. You might just come to a sudden stop tomorrow on election day. We can only hope.

Dwite Drops Out!

2011-10-31T13:19:00.000-07:00

Dwain's twin brother Dwite drops out of his race for Arizona Senate.

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Dwain's inside story on the Pearce Campaign's Sham Candidate

2011-10-19T10:30:00.000-07:00

Dwain's Mullet Brothers' Voters Guide

2011-08-21T17:00:00.000-07:00

Dwain, from Mullets Over America, gives a preview from his Mullet Brothers' Voters Guide. The upcoming contest between recently recalled State Senator Russell Pearce and challenger Jerry Lewis is featured.

Citrus Valley Playhouse

Careful, Russell, stay on the road, pal!

Dwite Drops Out!

Dwain's inside story on the Pearce Campaign's Sham Candidate

Dwain's Mullet Brothers' Voters Guide